There's a place just south of San Francisco called Colma.
About 1500 people reside above the ground.
About 1.5 million reside under the ground.
Newspaper tycoon William Randolph Hearst, frontier-outlaw Wyatt Earp, and even Joe DiMaggio, the baseball player.
They're all together.
And they're all dead.
“I am dying. Please — bring me a toothpick.”
-Alfred Jarry, 1907.